‘Tis that time of year again. The most captivating television event of the year! (No, it’s NOT the Dancing with the Stars finale) It’s Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! Time to throw caution to the wild and hunker down and try to figure out who will take home the Oscar in 24 glorious cinematic categories. There are the locks and the uncertainties. And if I had to pick one ultimate, “there’s-no-way-he/she/it-can-lose,” it would have to be ‘Ratatouille’ for Best Animated Film. If you marked either two films on your Oscar ballot, then I don’t even know why you’re reading this. Anyways here I go trying to attempt to out guess every other film freak in the country with my fearless Oscar predictions:
Best Picture:
Will Win: No Country For Old Men.
Sure it’s violent and gritty and has a WTF ending. It’s simply the most Oscar-esque of the nominees. If this was 10 years ago, I’d bet the farm that Atonement would grab this, but not this year. (And besides you can instantly rule it out because of it’s lack of editing AND directing noms). Juno is that little comedy that could and a win would be a genuine surprise, but even Little Miss Sunshine couldn't overcome The Departed’s loaded gun last year. (Athought Jason Reitman's nomination is a strong indication of Juno love, home skillet). I hear the Academy loves Michael Clayton, but the film doesn’t have the scope the voters look for. And that leaves There Will Be Blood, a movie that seems to polarize people (I disliked it FYI) but I think if the Academy is going to go with a bloody epic, they’ll choose No Country.
Should Win: No Country For Old Men.
Technically, according to my Top 10 list for the year, I liked Juno better. And I think it would be awesome if Juno took the top prize and it would show that the Academy isn’t just an old foggy broken hip group, but a truly hip group. But for sheer cinema experience, I think No Country is the best film of the five.
Should Have Been Nominated: The Diving Bell & the Butterfly.
Best Actor:
Will Win: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood.
I disliked the movie but agree that Day-Lewis is just a force of nature. He’ll be one of the strongest locks of the evening, and you’d be wise to mark your ballots accordingly. Although Hollywood loves George Clooney and Johnny Depp they’ll have other shots down the line.
Should Win: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood.
Even though I didn’t really care for the film, I’ll be the first to say that he deserves to take this prize.
Should Have Been Nominated: Ryan Gosling, Lars and the Real Girl
Best Actress:
Will Win: Julie Christie, Away From Her.
Technically, Julie Christie isn’t quite the lock that Day-Lewis is, but this I’m predicting that the Academy will honor screen siren Christie. She won over four decades ago and she’ll probably win again. I think Ellen Page has a decent shot, but I can’t really see it happening. Although weirder things have happened. And then there’s…
Should Win: Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose.
I think hands down, Cotillard deserves to take this prize. If you were one of the 13 people that saw this film then you would probably agree with me. She takes that standard bio-pic and makes it watchable and captivating. Her transformation from 19 year old to 49 year old is fantastic and she does the best lip-syncing since Ashlee Simpson. If only her performance wasn’t subtitled…
Should Have Been Nominated: Amy Adams, Enchanted.
Best Supporting Actor:
Will Win: Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men.
It’s possible that creepy Bardem is an even bigger lock than Day-Lewis. This amazing performance is the stuff of Hollywood legend. Although I’m not sure what the legend is exactly but that sounded pretty good didn’t it? He creates one of the best screen villains of all time. Eat your heart out Dracula and Frankenstein; there is a new movie monster here to stay.
Should Win: Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men.
I don’t really believe in giving an acting Oscar simply for lifetime achievement, which is what many who predict Hal Holbrook to win will be thinking. If you know me at all you know that I loved loved loved Into the Wild and Holbrook is one the best aspects of it. However, I think it’s an honor to be nominated, even at 82 year of age. This is Bardem’s to lose.
Should Have Been Nominated: Max von Sydow, The Diving Bell & the Butterfly
Best Supporting Actress:
Will Win: I HAVE NO IDEA, so I’m guessing Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton.
This category is tougher to call than Live Action Short, (not really but you get my drift). This is really a four way race, with little Saoirse Ronan left out in the cold, fighting for scraps. Ultimately I believe it would come down to Cate Blanchett and Amy Ryan, but I don’t think the academy likes these movies as much as the critics. Ruby Dee is the “veteran” of the group so she’s a possibly spoiler. But for slapping Denzel Washington? Please! That’s why I must go with Swinton, who is great at playing an important character in Michael Clayton which is a movie the Academy loves. And since this is a great year for villains, why not!
Should Win: Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone.
Best Picture:
Will Win: No Country For Old Men.
Sure it’s violent and gritty and has a WTF ending. It’s simply the most Oscar-esque of the nominees. If this was 10 years ago, I’d bet the farm that Atonement would grab this, but not this year. (And besides you can instantly rule it out because of it’s lack of editing AND directing noms). Juno is that little comedy that could and a win would be a genuine surprise, but even Little Miss Sunshine couldn't overcome The Departed’s loaded gun last year. (Athought Jason Reitman's nomination is a strong indication of Juno love, home skillet). I hear the Academy loves Michael Clayton, but the film doesn’t have the scope the voters look for. And that leaves There Will Be Blood, a movie that seems to polarize people (I disliked it FYI) but I think if the Academy is going to go with a bloody epic, they’ll choose No Country.
Should Win: No Country For Old Men.
Technically, according to my Top 10 list for the year, I liked Juno better. And I think it would be awesome if Juno took the top prize and it would show that the Academy isn’t just an old foggy broken hip group, but a truly hip group. But for sheer cinema experience, I think No Country is the best film of the five.
Should Have Been Nominated: The Diving Bell & the Butterfly.
Best Actor:
Will Win: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood.
I disliked the movie but agree that Day-Lewis is just a force of nature. He’ll be one of the strongest locks of the evening, and you’d be wise to mark your ballots accordingly. Although Hollywood loves George Clooney and Johnny Depp they’ll have other shots down the line.
Should Win: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood.
Even though I didn’t really care for the film, I’ll be the first to say that he deserves to take this prize.
Should Have Been Nominated: Ryan Gosling, Lars and the Real Girl
Best Actress:
Will Win: Julie Christie, Away From Her.
Technically, Julie Christie isn’t quite the lock that Day-Lewis is, but this I’m predicting that the Academy will honor screen siren Christie. She won over four decades ago and she’ll probably win again. I think Ellen Page has a decent shot, but I can’t really see it happening. Although weirder things have happened. And then there’s…
Should Win: Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose.
I think hands down, Cotillard deserves to take this prize. If you were one of the 13 people that saw this film then you would probably agree with me. She takes that standard bio-pic and makes it watchable and captivating. Her transformation from 19 year old to 49 year old is fantastic and she does the best lip-syncing since Ashlee Simpson. If only her performance wasn’t subtitled…
Should Have Been Nominated: Amy Adams, Enchanted.
Best Supporting Actor:
Will Win: Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men.
It’s possible that creepy Bardem is an even bigger lock than Day-Lewis. This amazing performance is the stuff of Hollywood legend. Although I’m not sure what the legend is exactly but that sounded pretty good didn’t it? He creates one of the best screen villains of all time. Eat your heart out Dracula and Frankenstein; there is a new movie monster here to stay.
Should Win: Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men.
I don’t really believe in giving an acting Oscar simply for lifetime achievement, which is what many who predict Hal Holbrook to win will be thinking. If you know me at all you know that I loved loved loved Into the Wild and Holbrook is one the best aspects of it. However, I think it’s an honor to be nominated, even at 82 year of age. This is Bardem’s to lose.
Should Have Been Nominated: Max von Sydow, The Diving Bell & the Butterfly
Best Supporting Actress:
Will Win: I HAVE NO IDEA, so I’m guessing Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton.
This category is tougher to call than Live Action Short, (not really but you get my drift). This is really a four way race, with little Saoirse Ronan left out in the cold, fighting for scraps. Ultimately I believe it would come down to Cate Blanchett and Amy Ryan, but I don’t think the academy likes these movies as much as the critics. Ruby Dee is the “veteran” of the group so she’s a possibly spoiler. But for slapping Denzel Washington? Please! That’s why I must go with Swinton, who is great at playing an important character in Michael Clayton which is a movie the Academy loves. And since this is a great year for villains, why not!
Should Win: Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone.
She really owns that movie. As a drug-addict non-mother of the year, Ryan simply outshines every other actor onscreen (all of whom are very good). She is so good in fact, you can’t believe she’s acting. You really think they got some crack addict from the slums of Boston to play this role. Now that’s acting.
Should Have Been Nominated: Catherine Keener, Into the Wild
Best Director:
Will Win: Joel & Ethan Coen, No Country For Old Men.
Why? Because this is “their year.” They won the DGA award which is almost a sure sign of a repeat win here. And besides, could you have seen anyone else direct this film besides this brilliantly crazy duo?
Should Win: Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell & the Butterfly.
This is a film in which 95% of it’s success is because of the way it was directed. The vision that Schabel had and actually gets onto the screen is simply too impressive for words. This is a must-see film that will leave you speechless upon exiting the theatre.
Should Have Been Nominated: Sean Penn, Into the Wild
And the rest…
Should Have Been Nominated: Catherine Keener, Into the Wild
Best Director:
Will Win: Joel & Ethan Coen, No Country For Old Men.
Why? Because this is “their year.” They won the DGA award which is almost a sure sign of a repeat win here. And besides, could you have seen anyone else direct this film besides this brilliantly crazy duo?
Should Win: Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell & the Butterfly.
This is a film in which 95% of it’s success is because of the way it was directed. The vision that Schabel had and actually gets onto the screen is simply too impressive for words. This is a must-see film that will leave you speechless upon exiting the theatre.
Should Have Been Nominated: Sean Penn, Into the Wild
And the rest…
Animated Film: Ratatouille
Art Direction: Sweeney Todd
Cinematography: There Will Be Blood
Costume Design: Elizabeth The Golden Age
Documentary Feature: No End in Sight Taxi to the Dark Side
Documentary Short Subject: Sari’s Mother Freeheld
Editing: No Country For Old Men The Bourne Ultimatum
Art Direction: Sweeney Todd
Cinematography: There Will Be Blood
Costume Design: Elizabeth The Golden Age
Documentary Feature: No End in Sight Taxi to the Dark Side
Documentary Short Subject: Sari’s Mother Freeheld
Editing: No Country For Old Men The Bourne Ultimatum
Foreign Language Film: The Counterfeiters
Makeup: Pirates of the Caribbean At World’s End La Vie en Rose
Music, Original Score: Atonement
Music, Original Song: “Falling Slowly” Once
Screenplay, Adapted: No Country For Old Men
Screenplay, Original: Juno
Short Film, Animated: I Met the Walrus Peter & the Wolf
Short Film, Live Action: Tanghi Argentini Le Mozart des Pickpockets (The Mozart of Pickpockets)
Sound Editing: Transformers The Bourne Ultimatum
Sound Mixing: Transformers The Bourne Ultimatum
Visual Effects: Transformers The Golden Compass